God: Dictation Miss Jones. "dearselfiamthinkingofcreatingmanydifferentspeciessothey
Miss Jones: Whoa, stop right there. You can't write that, no one's going to have a clue what you're going on about.
God: What do you mean Miss Jones?
Miss Jones: You have to break things up a bit, create punctuations, do it as a letter and divide the letter into salutation, body, closure.
Miss Jones: Let me show you what I mean:
"To Whom it may concern
I am thinking of creating many different species so they can go out and express myself...
Your Supreme Highness, God"
Miss Jones: What do you think?
God: Hmm, not sure, but we can give it a go if you like.
God: Miss Jones, let's continue with the letter, shall we?
But Miss Jones is busy dreaming up punctuations, grammar, syntax, similes, metaphors, personification, signifier, signified, referent, sign, symbol, acronym, antonym, synonym...
God: Miss Jones! Hello!
Eternity later and Miss Jones is still dreaming. Till this day God's letter remains unfinished.
Have fun you'all
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